When Dmitri Ivanabitch began his quest for spiritual enlightenment, he traveled across blazing deserts, treacherous mountaintops and raging oceans. Along the way, he learned great wisdom like “buy low, sell high,” “don’t just brush, floss,” and his personal favorite: “never loan money to relatives.”
Finally, after months of searching, he staggered to the mouth of a cave where he found an ancient wise man. Dmitri fell to his knees: “Oh Great Master! What words of wisdom can you teach me?” The yogi looked at him and said: “Do you know the one about ’the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice?’”
Well! Not only was this the long-sought answer to the meaning of life for Dmitri, it was just what he needed to create his new Ivanabitch Blackberry Flavored Vodka!
Try it. You’ll see the wisdom.